21.喜剧是悲剧加上时间。

Comedy is tragedy plus time.

48.当你出生时，你啼哭而世界欣喜。善度你的一生，使得你离世的时候，世界哭泣而你欣喜。

When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced.

Live your life so that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice.

49.很早以前我就懂得，永远不要与猪争斗。因为你会弄得很脏，而猪就喜欢你这样

I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig.You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking outward together in the same direction.

22.爱是春天有植物，用它的生机使一切散发出芬芳气息，即使是它所处身的废墟，也充满了希望。

Love is a springtime plant that perfumes everything with its hope,even the ruins to which it clings

23.不要轻视那无论何时总显得快乐无忧的人，有些事情是你所不懂的，而他懂。

Do not scorn the person who is perpetually happy.He does know something you don’t。

24.我是一个理想主义者，我不知道将往何处，但我正在赶路。

I’m an idealist。I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m on my way。

25.我只晓得一个责任，那就是施爱。

I know of only one duty, and that is to love.

Good friends stab you in the front.

31.如果有什么事情比被爱着更好的话，那就是爱着。

If there is anything better than being loved, it’s loving.

32.结婚是两个人的结合：其中一个总是忘了生日而另一个从来不会忘记。

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets.

33.爱情就象一个砂漏，当脑子倒空的时候心就被填满了。

Absence extinguishes small passions and increases great ones, as the wind blows out a candle,and fans a bonfire.

35.我给你的忠告是：结婚吧！如果你找到一个好妻子，你是幸福的；如果妻子不贤，你则会成为哲学家。

My advice to you is to get married. If you find a good wife,you’ll be happy; if not, you’ll become a philosopher.

36.但愿坏习惯象心一样易碎。

If only bad habits could be broken as easily as hearts!

37.当爱被沾污时，金钱成了代用品。

When love turns into dust, money becomes the substitution.

38.爱使人健全；奉献或接受皆然。

Love cures people; both the ones who give it,and the ones who receive it.

39.浪漫植根于幻觉之上，而当我们爱上某个人时，我们也爱上他为我们营造的幻觉。

Romance is built on illusion, and when we love someone,we love the illusion they have created for us.

40.恋爱与咳嗽无法掩藏。

Love and a cough cannot be hidden.

41.爱是一笔财富。

Love is wealth.

42.爱情和理智不能并存。

26.对于人类生存问题，唯一令人满意的答案是：爱。

Love is the only satisfactory answer to the problem of human existence.

27.真理一从人的嘴里说出来就走了样。

Truth is fiction when spilled from the lips of a man.

28.一个对爱保持清醒的人无法去爱。

People who are sensible about love are incapable of it.

29.争吵总比寂寞好。

Contention is better than loneliness.

30.当面刺痛你的是你的好朋友。

43.男人喜欢追逐那些象弄湿了的香皂般令人难以捉摸的女人——哪怕是讨厌洗澡的男人。

Men like to pursue an elusive woman like a cak